I lost a mitten this week. It was no Hindenberg, but if feels like tragedy to me. Between the vehicle and the door of the Bismarck YMCA, my mittens departed me, falling to the ground while I was unaware. I realized it after the workout, when we were down the road. We returned to find [...]

It was at that moment that Billy London realized I was stalking him.
The cruise was two weeks long. Two weeks is a long time to expect me to behave trapped in close quarters. Billy London was the cruise director, and as he described the daily trivia event that could net passengers a prize and also allowed for the announcement of birthdays on the on-board TV show he [...]

5 things to do to prepare for the end of the world, or any other general apocalypse.
I have a few simple things that I do to prepare for tough times, such as the NFL off-season and a zombie apocalypse. In no particular order, I present the Five Actions That Will Make A Difference When Grandma Turns On You. 1. Stockpile the things you’ll need the most. When the situation becomes ugly, [...]