Mark and I happened upon a cable TV show featuring unusual weddings. I wasn’t paying much attention until the groom started talking. For some reason, the show subtitled what he was saying. “Why are they subtitling that guy?” I asked. “He’s speaking in English.” “Maybe it’s because he’s mumbling through clenched teeth,” Mark said. While [...]
Failure to communicate.
I was watching the 10 o’clock local news with dad. The report talked of how UND was closing their School of Communication, and how this took a number of the students currently enrolled in it by surprise. No one had told them. I snickered, and I could see dad had a smile on his face, [...]
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
He looked about the Starbuck’s store nervously before leaning in towards his companion across the table. Taking another sip of his carmel macchiato, he whispered, “I’m so ashamed. I was flipping through the channels last night and somehow ended up on Walker, Texas Ranger.” His companion gasped. He continued. “The really horrible thing is, I [...]
